#like I ship Huma a LOT but watching these two spiral is entertaining

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I had to had these thoughts so so do you<3

Harry Hook/Ivy de Vil

In Dead Beauty AU or variations thereoff, cos if Uma's here, Harry channels how unhinged he is in different direction (less fun one for this case) (and also I ship Huma)

But I already have the AU so why not ✨Mutual self-destruction at it's finest

As in, they had to be stoped from playing Russian Roulete with actual loaded gun. Multiple times.

Poison's fine enoughyou can always drag them to the Mims or Ginny, Bonny, or Marya, even Faciliers.

Gun, not so fun.

Oh, and actually ending up together, that'd be one of the worst cases scenarios

And joyrides in Cruella's car

Yes, it is terrible for everyone around.

No no, no one can stop them.

Well, Cruella could, but it goes about like this:

Ivy: „Auntie, I'm taking the car!“

Cruella: „Fine, just remember-“

Ivy: „I know, I know. If I have to choose between hiting a wall or a pedestrian, always hit the pedestrian. It damages the car less.“

Cruella: „That's my girl.“

Especially the Tremaines are having a horrible time ✨

Also, they're both actors

Too much alike

Always playing up how crazy they are, how flirty. Holding up their reputation and their name

Acting almost all the time

You know that kind of thing, the "only around eachother, they can take off the mask and be who they truly are"?

Okay, now forget it.

They're not taking off that mask, but- when it slips for just a heartbeat, when one of them freezes, expresionless, and just looks at nothing?

The other doesn't say a word, only pours another glass of alcohol or passes another cigarette.

They're actors, and they know it.

Also another fun game than russian roulette:

At a bar, whoever manages to pick up someone first gets free drinks for the rest of the night from the other.

This game can be over very quickly, especially if either of them decides that free alcohol is more important than any pretence of class.

The record is about ninety seconds.

Sometimes, Diego plays also, and he insists they do not cheat

Wanna know how they cheat?

Ivy ✨ accidentally ✨ collides into a lonely looking "gentleman" and spills white wine all over herself and a bit on him. She starts apologising, all "Oh NO, what a clutz I am-"

... it's white wine cos she ain't cleaning red

I'm keeping Alala's as Hooks mother so Harry cheats with siren song. It's not superpowerful, imagine if he was ugly, it'd keep a girl out of his League talking to him for five minutes instead of minute and half, but this is Harry HOOK and also he looks like that.

The lowest he went was when he went for a pirate and just straight up ordered them to.

Ivy refused to pay after that